Category Archives: satire

By accident or rather evolution and genetic diversification, self awareness happened to be tried out. What perfected it was a layer of several interconnected neural networks linked with a couple of sensors and interesting algorithms.

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Consultants can _do_ everything with powerpoint *slides*. Most of those​ douchebag monkeyass newbies in life and the universe could also prepare another set of freaking powerpoint slides for me on the topic: how can human kind achieve the much needed same respect for every form of life, i.e. women, men, transgenders, animals, artificial intelligence, aliens, the environment (not only the planet Earth but yeah right the whole effing universe and all the parallel universes). (1)

#writing #thoughts #businesspunkmag-germany-mighthavelikeditbutiguesstheyrenotonello(yet?)

(1) btw this respect includes equal pay for all genders but explicitly excludes gender neutral writing in German (Schüler*innen)

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Epic battle
In the end it all boils down to the same two fucking questions​: who got bigger balls and whose dick is longer.
In other, more consultant-and-gender-neutral words: we need to understand our market position and compare our lever with the one of our negotiation partner.

Good or bad. Your choice.
In serendipity we trust.

The Pan Arabia Enquirer

The German people visiting this website might know Der Postillon, US folks might have heard of The Onion.

Funny thing is: even in the – at least to some extend – censored country of the UAE there is (or was) a similar website: the Pan Arabia Enquirer.

Thanks to some really good friends of mine I got to know this website. Just check it out. My all time favorites:

http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/uae-announces-mall-holy-land-israelpalestine-peace-plan/

http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/us-military-asks-gulf-allies-please-stop-tailgating-fighter-jets/

http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/middle-east-satire-site-concedes-defeat-after-labourers-forced-to-run-qatari-marathon-in-flip-flops/